I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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