It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Bang-toberfest begins!!
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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