i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I think people are normalizing furries
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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