So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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