Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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