fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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