She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
dude. I can hear the air.
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