Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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