plz talk dirty to me
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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