hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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