Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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