So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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