Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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