What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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