I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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