I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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