i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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