"it" just moved
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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