she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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