even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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