so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
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