Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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