i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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