I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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