so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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