Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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