if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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