For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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