You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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