let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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