I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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