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(630): View more from Illinois

i would rim the shit out of meg ryan

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(937): View more from Ohio

Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not

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(850): View more from Florida

so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.

(1-405): View more from Oklahoma

well now I have to

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported

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(519): View more from Ontario

I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?

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(469): View more from Texas

Really though. It's your life, live it how you want

(702): View more from Nevada

And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica

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