he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
When did angry sex become our thing?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
