is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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