let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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