just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
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