Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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