none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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