Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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