After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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