It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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