So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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