Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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