i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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