Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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