Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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