So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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