So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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