Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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