This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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