After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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