i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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